Archive | February, 2008

The Extra Day of Black History Month

29 Feb

Well, we survived one more year of Black History Month. 

Even as I wrote the title, a new thought popped into my head: this is the only time of the year we, as a people of color historically from our Motherland collectively refer to oursevles as Black.  Now this is not about to be a treatise in favor or against the use of “black” or “Black” or one for or against “African American” or “African-American” because anyone who has read any of my writings knows my stance on this issue.  But I must say that overwhelmingly, people do refer to it as Black History Month and not African American History Month.

That being said, I must say that  I am quite disappointed in my environment that I seemingly have surrounded myself.  First I will take blame because I have not surrounded myself with people who have a larger Black History Month awareness.  Secondly, I fault the culture of my school who, merely for the sake of people’s feelings and the specter of what I might say coming back to haunt me later on in my career, I will remain politically mute.  Thirdly, I fault the South and that’s where I will begin.

Most times when I say somethings, its quite interesting to see what I call the level of awareness of people.  Having lived down south for the better part of the last five years, only broken up by Christmas and  summer holidays, I’m convinced that this level of awareness was delineated by the parts of the country in which people were born and raised.  Sadly, the farther south I went, the less aware people appeared to be.  I recall a conversation I had my first week of undergrad, during Orientation Week with some new found friends from Lafayette, Lousiana and I mentioned reparations and it was met with such ignorance from the comments I received, I was muted because I was stunned by the ignorance of the comment.  Again, from some other people born and raised in Louisiana, my friend told me that he wanted to marry a girl with “good hair” so his children’s hair “didn’t come out nappy.”  I think I lost my appetite when he said that.

Now, I’ve gotten over it, but still where is the black pride?  I know others disagree with my celebration and approval of Kwanzaa and simply because I’m tired I just don’t bring it up unless I think there will be a listening ear.  Even my parents believe that I’m a Kwanzaa defecter, but that’s for a counseling session, not a blog.  I mean, I believe that even if one disagrees with Kwanzaa, for instance, that it shouldn’t be met with sheer ignorance, but at least something that makes sense. 

I’m rambling to say that living down south, Black History Month seems to be a joke!

In Chicago, name any church, any school, and office anywhere throughout the city there was some Black History Month celebration going on.  Even in the dead of winter, in the seemingly coldest month of the year, where all the snow has been on the ground all season, people would still trudge out to a Black History play to see their little child be Booker T. Washington or George Washington Carver. Now, I’m not saying that Atlanta, since that is where I am now, has not done this, but somehow, I’ve not surrounded myself around people who consciously mention Black History Month.  Some would that is because for them Black History is 365–I’m not denying that, but still, could we at least acknowledge it in our speeches, in our bulletin boards, in our programs?  Could we at least up the ante just a lil bit?  I mean, I heard enough sermons this month and the only reason I heard it in two of the about six sermons I’ve heard this month was because they were at a church with the name Imani in the church name and pride themselves on being African centered in theme and thought.

So I’m not posing the question as to the validity of Black History Month, enough people have worked out that issue where I don’t need to chime in, but I am posing the question as to just how seriously do people take it.  We see the commercials of the local news stations saying that “Channel [your local news station of choice] committed to the African American community” with some drums playing in the background or some gospely music that’s equally as placating.  Whatever the case may be, I’m just hoping that people just wake up (shout out to “School Daze’s 20th anniversary on its release date!) and just realize that we are in fact becoming a footnote in the American conscience.

Frankly I’m too damn important to be just a footnote, or one paragraph or even one chapter in the conscience of the United States–I have too much work to do, and we have too many issues to be nothing more than an afterthought. 

Let’s just do better next year.

Keep it uppity, JLL

So…what generation am I?

29 Feb

In this day and age where black megachurches are having “hip-hop” services and churches are reaching out to the “hip-hop” generation and I hear talk about trying to reach the “hip-hop” generation, I get really confused.  I get confused because this particular uppity Negro isn’t a big music listener (go figure as I’m a musician) and many of the pastors and other preachers use the hip-hop genre of music as a primary medium with which to convey their message.  Secondly, I get further confused when I see these 90′s babies getting lumped into the “hip-hop generation.”

The problem I see with those who were born 1987 and later as being lumped into the hip-hop generation is that primarily gangsta rap was the predominant form of hip-hop that was on the scene by the time they got into kindergarten classes in 1992 and forward.  Personally, from the small snatches of music that I heard on the radio as a kid, I was listening to the boy and girl bands such as EnVogue and Boyz II Men more in the genre of R&B, and I’d be hard pressed to begin naming straight up hip-hop artists from the early 90′s.  So I question is this really the hip-hop generation or really the bastard child of hip-hop, known as Rap.

Now in the stores, Hip-hop and Rap are usually only divided by a slash and many consider them the same, but I’m sure true music enthusiasts would acknowledge that there is a difference between Common and 50 Cent.  Both reach an audience that is my age, but still both have vastly different messages in their music, and the style of delivery is different and moreover, their music is birthed out of different lived experiences.  So as the churches and other black community leaders talk about the “Hip-hop generation” are they really talking about these 90′s babies or are they talking about those who were born in the 1970′s and grew up in the 80′s, who were immersed not just into a new music genre but into a new culture and a new way of life?

Be that as it may, what generation am I?

I was born in 1984 and the proud kindergarten class of 1990, meaning that I fully grew up in the 1990′s, meaning I’m an 80′s baby, but a 90′s kid.  Some people ask me what generation am I, and I have to take a deep breath and tell some convoluted story that I’m too young to be Generation X and that I’m not a Millenium Kid (I almost punched someone that asked that!  I mean I’m 23 years old!).  I just simply tell people that I am a 90′s kid; that I’m fully a product of the 90′s.  A product of the 90′s means that I remember MC Hammer and what it meant to Hammertime just as equally as I remember the Macarena and that our school didn’t want the kids to wear black and red or black and blue because of gangs.  As a product of the 90′s I remember Y2K and just how scared we all really were and all the bottled water and canned food products we went through.  I also remember what it meant to get your ear pierced, right was wrong and left was right.

But, usually I just say I’m in between generations.  And its a doubly awkward spot because I don’t listen to that much music, so much of what the pastors and other community leaders offer is heavily lost on me, and then this move to cater to the Hip-hop generation seems to be targeted to the 18 and younger people and I just missed this en masse wave of church ad community programs that began to tailor their messages to the young people.

I know it may sound like I’m hatin’ on those who are doing this, but I guess on some level I kinda am.  I mean, has it taken fully grown adults to fully get the idea that all of this stuff is kind of late in coming to the forefront?  I mean it is no longer just a Youth Day on 5th Sundays with one little boy who was very good at mimicking the old pastor and spewing back the same fire and brimstone sermons to the congregation (who may have pushed individuals into ministry simply because they had good oratorical skills).  Whatever the case may be, why has it taken so long and then why are there some older people who still feel that the traditional way will still work?  I’m not sure what the disconnect is, because sometimes I feel a disconnect (but that could be simply because of my own personal hang ups) but I’m quite sure that for some people, this whole idea of the Hip-hop generation may still need some tweaking until it can find its authentic self.

Keep it uppity, JLL

A Sad Day in American Politics…

26 Feb

Truth be told, if I was Obama, I would have stopped at Debate #19, but honestly, what was so special at Debate #20?  No, seriously, in real life what was so special about it?  Frankly, based on the fallout stories afterward and the parts that I saw, neither one of these candidates have flip-flopped on any of these issues.  This did nothing more than to solidify the myopic.  Well, what do you mean by myopic?  I’m glad you asked.  Simply stated, those who were going to vote for Hill’ry are probably going to still vote for Hill’ry, and the same for Obama.  This was a nice debate, and again, we heard Obama speak about substantive things, as he’s always done in the debates.  Realistically, he wouldn’t have survived 20 debates if Obama wasn’t speaking about substantive issues, rather than the rhetoric that goes over so well in the stump speeches.

What made this such a sad day in American politics was that we have celebrated this last week of edging up on negative politicking with this meaningless debate.  I mean seriously, this was just a desperate ploy by the Clinton campaign, she’s more or less out of money, in a sense, and this was the only way to get her name back out on the map again.  Even if the pundits say Clinton won, it was a meaningless win; she’s slipping in the polls day by day (although the UNN is very leery of polls since the Iowa caucus and the New Hampsh– primaries) and she has come off as quite the schizophrenic since their last debate.

Ultimately, the personal attack question concerning Obama’s pastor (who’s since retired after a 36 year long ministry at Trinity United Church of Christ) and his endorsement by Min. Louis Farrakhan.  I believe Obama handled it about as well as possible, however, what kind of world is this where Farrakhan is the barometer for African American politics.  I’m convinced that Farrakhan’s rhetoric is the same kind of rhetoric that we heard from our own president concerning one Osama Bin Laden about “smoke ‘em out” and all other belligerent types of rhetoric that is evident of those who feel they are being attacked and is warranted when one’s character comes under attack.  I would have thought that we had gotten passed this of Farrakhan’s words from the past being taken out of context, but, clearly the audience’s applause after his clear rejection and denunciation of Farrakhan stated that we hadn’t.  But maybe we had gotten passed it just like we had gotten passed a black man actually playing a black presidential candidate on SNL ::rolls eyes:: but that’s a whole ‘nother ball of wax.

This is a short blog, have fun with it, just wanted to record my thoughts.

Keep it uppity, JLL

What does it mean to be “race baiting”?

25 Feb

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I was scrolling through Chicago Tribune online this morning as I get the email alerts and I saw a story concerning Saturday Night Live’s sketch on Barack Obama starring Fred Armisen.  The author posed a question that I had seen on various other blogs and messageboards as to the dwindling number of African American’s on SNL.  Granted SNL is not some highly watched television show, it is a firm and sacred part of Americana and to deny its importance I believe is simply foolish.  Be that as it is, why is it that SNL has not done a better job of finding more black male actors, or furthermore, why is it that since I began watching the show consistently that African American women have been VERY few.  Given the chameleon character of Maya Rudolph, I’m not discounting her existence as an African American woman, but the show historically has not seen someone who falls into the category of African American and female.

Anyway, the point of the Tribune article was that in the time between the last SNL show and last Saturday, why couldn’t the show have found a black male to play the role of Barack Obama.  I think partly what made this an issue was the fact that Fred Armisen, who is quite talented, somehow, according to some, did not deliver a good performance of Obama.  Well, there were a plethora of comments saying that this was a non-issue and others saying to the effect that Obama’s campaign shows that we’re past race and gender in this country (to which I wanted to reply what rock were they living under) and others saying that he’s half-white so why couldn’t a fully white person play the role (Fred Armisen is of Hispanic and Asian descent. 

Well, okay.

But what stood out to me was one of the posts that read “WOW! YOU ARE RACE BAITING FOR AFFECT. HOW PAINFULLY TRITE AND TRANSPARENT.  IT IS PEOPLE LIKE YOU THAT CONTINUE TO STIR THE RACIAL POT, AND GIVE FODDER TO THOSE LESS INTELLIGENT WHO RUN WITH THIS STUFF AND CAUSE PROBLEMS. SHAME ON YOU.”  And yes, it was written in all capital letters.

Well, I want to know what classifies as race baiting?

Truthfully, does one have to be a certain race to accuse one of race baiting or be a certain race to be the accused of race baiting?  I remember back when I was ten years old hearing “the race card” enter the United States’ collective vernacular in reference to the O.J. Simpson trial and Johnnie Cochran’s brilliant cross of that nutso Detective Mark Furhman.  It appears to me that we’re still a country that has not fully dealt with its past. 

So let me ask this question and I would love for everyone who reads this to leave a response as to whether or not this is race baiting.  The following clip is one of MSNBC’s Keith Olbermann calling Bill O’Reilly’s crazy @$$ onto the carpet concerning his comment about a “lynching party” and Lady Michelle Obama in the same statement.

But like, honestly, in 2008, we’re still talking about lynching? And its a joke? I mean even our nut job, whacked out Son of a Bush president said in the previous clip that lynching and nooses are tabook in this country and we go on as if race doesn’t matter in this country.  Truthfully, at this point in time, everyone who reads this blog knows where the UNN and I stand on such issues, so there is really no need for me go off on Bill O’Reilly and his ilk.  However, let it be known that the UNN will NOT stand for any further provocation of Lady Michelle Obama.  There will be hell to pay.

It appears to me that this whole notion of race baiting is really an issue of presumed and acutal white privilege.  Anyone born in this country or who moves here (whether from Europe or Africa) with heavy European ancestry has white privilege.  Even if they are poor living in a rundown shack in the Appalachians or the Ozarks, uneducated and undereducated, in this country both historically and in the present, as long as they “aint a nigger” they have a leg up in this country.  Not until white folk realise and accept white privilege as a reality, then as a country we will continue to fail to have a real discussion about race relations and the socio-economic status of the non-whites living here in America.

Keep it uppity, JLL

So when did Bitch become the New Black? I GUESS UNN didn’t get the memo!

24 Feb

I’m not sure if it’s because I was fired up after watching the Popes of Blackness (Al Sharpton, Michael Eric Dyson, Cornel West and Jesse Jackson) along with others of the General Board of Blackness (Donna Brazile, Robert Michael Franklin, Dick Gregory, Na’im Akbar et. al.) at the 2008 State of the Black Union hosted by Archbishop Tavis Smiley, but, did I really hear Tina Fey of “Saturday Night Live” stardom and “30 Rock” fame say what she did at the end of a spiel that was clearly an endorsement of Hillary Clinton?

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I guess, I was already pissed that she was allowed such leeway in a show that I was never bowled over by her acting skills, to speak so candidly about her political position.  I understand that one’s political choice as a Democrat is their choice for whatever reason, but to openly suggest that the feminist movement had liberated women so much that they were free to listen to Oprah for their choice of president.  Well, that was a good joke–I give props where props are due.  I really had a problem with the suggestion that women should only vote for Hillary because she is a woman and that it insinuated that there was only a certain level of liberation that was needed.  Where I come from, if one engages in liberation philosophy (or even liberation theology) then one needs to be quite certain that the ultimate goal of liberation politics and philosophies is that nothing is bound and everything is free.  Is Tina Fey aware of the consciousness shaping thoughts that she is disseminating from her mouth?

Despite what my friend said, I’m convinced that all the aforementioned is penultimate to her final comment.  She edged up saying that Hillary Clinton’s biggest critique was that she “comes off as a bitch”.  Well, I still cringe when I hear that word on network television, but you’re only allowed to say “nigger” once during primetime television, and not at all during daytime television (but that’s another blog for another day).  Well, I was okay with the liberalness of “bitch” especially from the likes of Tina Fey and Amy Poehler on Saturday Night Live, but after Fey in a rousing conclusion said that it was “okay to be a bitch, because bitches get things done” she ultimately finished by saying that “Bitch is the new Black!”

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Allow this time for composure of the thoughts to continue with the blog reading.

Now, my friend told me that this was said in the context of when Jay-Z says “30 is the new 20″ and not making a reference to Black people.  Well, to be quite honest, this particular Uppity Negro is NOT persuaded that this was the ultimate meaning.

I’m going to tell you what I saw when I saw this part of Weekend Update on the show:

When she made the comment about women looking at Oprah, there was a inframe picture of Obama and Oprah standing next to one another.  I don’t believe that I am blowing out of proportion that it is DEFINITELY possible that Tina Fey was suggesting that perhaps, just perhaps, that white women need not listen to Oprah Winfrey and thereby deny their inherent right to white womanism.  I mean let’s be realistic: professional jealousy exists.  Tina Fey, as a white woman in this country would be operating well within her ideals of white privilege by trying to figure out how did an Oprah Winfrey born in rural Kosciusko, Mississippi get to be this media mogul and she doesn’t see anyone else who looks like her in the same position as Oprah.

So, in lieu of the stunning commentary that I heard from Rev. Jesse Jackson, Michael Eric Dyson, Rep. Eleanor Holmes Norton, and Mayor C. Ray Nagin from the first panel of the State of the Black Union and DICK GREGORY (he will require a post unto himself), Rev. Al Sharpton, Nicole Lee and Donna Brazile, it was VERY hard for me to swallow what Tina Feyallowed to pass the barrier of her pencil thin lips.  I refuse for Blackness to be synonymous with some passe fashion motif or even as merely an age milestone ultimately to be surpassed.  Especially as defined by a white woman!

Personally, I hope she has to offer a pubic recant of that statement and explain what the hell she meant by that statement because I’m quite sure that as for me and the other millions of others who watched that, concerning this political race where race and gender is bubbling under the surface of the debates and speeches, Tina Fey needs some explaining to do.

But I guess, I can’t fault her if her melanin deficiency results in her suffering from WWS (White Woman Syndrome).

Keep it uppity, JLL

Let’s Be Realistic About The Revolution

22 Feb

Let me first say this: I am against anarchy.  I never have nor will I ever, openly endorse the upheaval of a democratic government.  Dictatorships and other forms of autocratic governments are an entirely different story; this is to say that I will not openly support the upending of the United States government as we know it in its present form.  As far as I am concerned, there are other global options where individuals can move if the U.S. does not suit their governmental needs.  What it appears to me that many revolutionaries are opting for is a reverse of oppression and I am categorically against the oppression of any particular group of people be it for past or present transgressions. 

However, I am in favor of reparations–let me be absolutely clear.

I’ve had this conversation with my father and others of the revolutionary mindset, “Move to Canada” I say.  Or perhaps, those of the older generation could follow Randall Robinson and simply “quit America” and move to the Caribbean, which honestly I believe is a WONDERFUL idea (that book gave me retirement hope!).  I believe that we have the power, particularly as the struggle for black civil rights continues to effect change, postive and real change that is, within the confines of the structure that is set up for us.  I’m not advocating, necessarily, for those like Amiri Baraka to go back to the 60′s, but advocating that we completely dissemble our government as we know it is counterproductive as far as I’m concerned.

I fail to see the point of doing to white people what they have done to us as the proper answer to rectifying race relations in our country.  Furthermore, I hardly would expect a Barack Obama to come into a presidency of this country and cater to the needs of only 13-14% of the population of this country.  Blacks who voted for him did not vote for him to be president of Black America or to be the leader of this Second America no one wants to talk about, but rather the President of the United States of America, being the face of this entire country not just here, but abroad to the entire world.  This is not to say that I’m totally sold on this notion of “give-obama-a-break-and-let-him-get-elected” camp, because I think there are all issues that all candidates need to be able to answer irrespective of race.  However, I think that it is selfish and quite delusional if we think that Barack Obama is going to be “our” president.

Well, what do you mean by “our president” Joshua?  I’m glad you asked.

Problem number one: some white folk who have voted for Barack Obama, weren’t necessarily voting for Obama, but rather against Hillary.  In their primary vote in favor of Barack, it signified to them that they are in fact liberal and have no race issues.  That feeling somehow transmogrifies into feeling that they themselves have done their part to end racism and have removed this idea of reparations from the collective consciousness in the country.

Barack will be president over these people as well as the African American populace.

Problem number two: Granted that the president is not the president of the Senate, but rather the Vice-president, those who remember Harold Washington and Council Wars in Chicago know where I’m going with this.  We live in a country that for all intents and purposes is divided 50-50.  There is a slim Democratic majority in both the House and the Senate and if we think that just because we have a black President that all of a sudden policies that favor the black community are just going to magically come to fruition then, again, WE ARE DELUSIONAL.

Ultimately, no president has been elected by solely catering to a non-white demographic over the white majority.  Even in the case of Mike Huckabee, we see him losing horribly to Weathervane McCain (NEWSFLASH–UNN to Weathervane McCain: Check Into Retirement Homes in the lower 200′s) because he’s appealing to a smaller base, and does NOT have wide reaching appeal.

Now, yes, it’s a bet and a gamble that Barack will in fact do what he says he will do.  However, he’s had a good track record and there’s no indication that he will stray from his roots once he gets elected.  Even if he didn’t promote one policy that was specifically attentive to the needs of the African American community (and I’d be right disappointed if he didn’t) everything that his campaign is based upon would communally and collectively improve the lot of the African American community.   Even as I write this, I wonder is this in fact the image of the New Negro?    Barack doesn’t have to say he’s pro-black, we already see it in his actions–so why are we forcing him to say so and in turn jeopardize his election chances.

Keep it uppity, JLL

Below is a copy of an alleged transcript of a speech that Amiri Baraka delivered on January 16, 2008.  The UNN received this transcript via email and was unable to fully verify the nature of this speech and is not fully aware if these are in fact the words authored or spoken by Amiri Baraka.
“The anti Obama claptrap from Black people is most times Negro trickery, either they are with Bill 2 (Hilary). I read there’s even a Negro for Biden, or else like the anarchist minded folks who come on Super Left, they are so militant they opt for passivity & content themselves with merely calling their perceived enemies names. The mask of the foolish juvenile delinquent left who sees no progress in doing anything but name calling.
That’s how you got rid of Dinkins, he was too conservative, so you hooted and hollered until you got a real militant, Adolph Giuliani & here we are today w/ yr boy the billionaire mayor whose nose opens wider each day at the sight of Obama running. Like Rock & Roll, it needs our inspiration!
But it has got to be clear that the less we do, the less we can expect Obama to respond to us. It is the fundament reaction of most politicians that they respond to the sharpest presence, although we shd know that under the capitalist election shenanigans, it is always money that speaks loudest, which is why one of our constant calls in trying to transform the US political culture, that we demand all private monies be eliminated from elections. In fact the first of our ongoing political tasks is to relentlessly call for the transformation of the US Political culture! The elimination of the Electoral College, One Person, One vote, to eliminate the anti democratic Winner take all system. The abolition of the Senate to be replaced by a single (unicameral) House of Representatives. Restoration of voting rights to ex felons. Elections of a single day, direct democracy i.e. voting at the workplace, school &c compulsory voting …if taxation is compulsory, voting shd be too.
But those are a few of the tasks to be taken up by an energized Black population and in alliance with a Left Block of the broadest population no matter what happens ultimately to Obama. Yet it is the most obvious infantile left-anarchist error that haunts our movement, to constantly be talking about Revolution and not even participate in one of the most obvious ways of seizing some power.
I have heard seriously flawed arguments that Obama is not “Black enough”! You better be checking out his politics not his melanin. Though w/ an African father and very Black grandmother, he probably closer to the Mother land than most of us straight out Black Americans, for whom our direct connection with Africa was over by the 19th c.
Plus is Hilary or Edwards blacker? Despite some deluded Bloods I know who called Bill Clinton “the lst Black president”, is that why he passed that crime bill, wasted welfare & established states’ right on many social programs.
We are the people of the double consciousness, both Black & American, but if we understand DuBois’ equation properly we shd know that mean that we struggle for equal Citizenship rights as well as Self Determination!
To support Obama is to grasp both ends of that double consciousness, aware of the contradiction but also the dialectic that makes that social twoness of use to us.
But we must understand that we are now at a stage of struggle for a People’s Democracy, a Revolutionary Democracy, where our maximum accomplishment at this stage of struggle wd be a United Front Government, based on an alliance of multinational workers, the progressive petty bourgeoisie, farmers , all democratic forces and even with the shaky national bourgeoisie. Such an accomplishment wd still be a transitional stage, but an incrementally closer step toward socialism.
National oppression, racism, the oppression of women and gays will never cease until monopoly capitalism is put under control and then depowered and then eliminated. But we cannot airbrush or dismiss as unnecessary all those stages that will one day enable us to do that.
The mass support of Obama by the national Afro American movement, especially its progressive sector will reinvigorate our struggle. We can not merely stand on the side lines and be chumped-off , mumbling as one super-militant sister in DC recently read in a poem putting down Hilary & Obama & ending “Only the white man will win”. A white racist cd’ve sd that! Is that all were good for now?
The Republican Right has co-opted the Negro as a bow to the civil rights movement. Slicker than the Democrats. Condoleeza, Tom Ass, The Colon, have been energized like that Battery operated rabbit to delude the lowest of us here & around the world. , that somehow that represents real democracy. We must enter into that mainstream struggle & make our own demands, utilize the pressure of our needs & our numbers. We are almost fifty million people with the 16th GNP in the world…almost 600 Billion dollars a year. We have the muscle and the money – We need to make our move.
A massive Afro American presence around Obama’s campaign shd be utilized by us not only to renew the Afro American struggle, but also as a method of recreating the reality of a national Afro American political assembly, democratically elected from all 50 states, able to support our friends, oppose our enemies in whatever way we see fit!
With such a presence we cd have stopped the Bush seizure of power in Florida & so prevented the Ohio recurrence. The Black American must have a self determined power base and the ignition spark can be brought into focus and perhaps one ignition spark can be supplied by our consolidating a correct relationship to the Obama campaign. No matter what America does in the nomination or election! “
http://www.thumperscorner.com/discus/messages/179/33879.html

Just Food For Thought

22 Feb

2 tough questions

Question 1:
If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had 8 kids already, three who were deaf, two who were blind, one mentally retarded, and she had syphilis, would you recommend that she have an abortion?

Read the next question before looking at the response for this one.

Question 2:
It is time to elect a new world leader, and only your vote counts.
Here are the facts about the three candidates. Who would you vote for?

Candidate A: Associates with crooked politicians, and consults with astrologist
He’s had two mistresses.  He also chain smokes and drinks 8 to 10 martinis a day.

Candidate B: He was kicked out of office twice, sleeps until noon, used opium in college and drinks a quart of whiskey every evening.

Candidate C: He is a decorated war hero. He’s a vegetarian, doesn’t smoke, drinks an occasional beer and never cheated on his wife. Which of these candidates would be our choice?

Decide first… no peeking, then scroll down for the response.

Candidate A is Franklin D. Roosevelt.
Candidate B is Winston Churchill.
Candidate C is Adolph Hitler.

And, by the way, on your answer to the abortion question:  If you said YES, you just killed Beethoven.

Pretty interesting isn’t it?
Makes a person think before judging someone.

Wait till you see the end of this note!

Keep reading..Never be afraid to try something new.

Amateurs…built the ark; Professionals…built the Titanic.

And Finally, can you imagine working for a company that has a little more than 500 employees and has the following statistics: 

29 have been accused of spousal abuse; 7 have been arrested for fraud; 19 have been accused of writing bad checks; 117 have directly or indirectly bankrupted at least 2 businesses; 71 cannot get a credit card due to bad credit; 14 have been arrested on drug-related charges; 8 have been arrested for shoplifting; 21 are currently defendants in lawsuits; 84 have been arrested for drunk driving in the last year.  Can you guess which organization this is?
Give up yet?

It’s the 535 members of the United States Congress.

The same group that crank out hundreds of new laws each year designed to keep the rest of us in line.

Go Home Hillary! Go Home, Go Home, Go Home!

20 Feb

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Obamawatch! 2008 continues

I do believe that February 19th’s victory of Sen. Barack Obama in the Wisconsin Democratic Party primary is the beginning of the death knell for Sen. Hillary Clinton.  Let’s be realistic at this point.  She has lost 10 straight primaries in a row beginning with Super Tuesday which was supposed to be the deciding factor; and since then including the Potomic Primaries and the primaries of the other states directly before the PP and the one’s from last night, every tactic that the Clinton campaign has used as of late seems to not be working.  She initially ran on this ideal of having more experience and apparently it didn’t resonate with the voters.  I’m sure the Clinton campaign would have loved to connect Obama even further with the Tony Rezko scandal, but apparently that didn’t work either, especially given the fact that he apologized for the dealings prior to him announcing his candidacy for president.  The Clinton campaign tried to dig up kindergarten papers (and I’m convinced this was a new one even for the UNN) and of course, that was merely a joke around the water coolers and coffee pots of the newsrooms across America.

I believe the level of desperation is evident if the Clinton campaign is condemning Lady Michelle’s comments at a recent speech and claiming plagarism of a speech that Obama himself delivered.  Granted if Deval Patrick didn’t condemn him for the speech, then why should Hill’ry?

The way the pledge delegates stand would still put Obama short of the 2,025 mark interestingly enough, including Texas, Ohio and Pennsylvania.  This is where the superdelegates come into play, but not in such a big way as before.  It would be hardpressed for the superdelegates many of whom are elected officials, whose constituents voted for Obama, to go in the opposite direction of the Movement of Obama, or Obamovement.  These superdelegates would have a hard time explaining to their constituents how they endorsed Hill’ry when Obama has the higher pledge delegate count and clearly has a wider range of popularity throughout the country.

The Wisconsin primaries showed tell tale demographics that suggest that Obama is now eating away at what was once considered Hill’ry’s base, and of course that is NOT good news in the Clinton camp.  I’m not sure if this is an attribution to the messianic qualities that Obama has, being the “change we’ve been waiting for” or was it really bad campaigning on behalf of the Clinton’s; whatever it is, apparently, it is just his time.

Keep it uppity, JLL

Penis Envy

It Takes Three to ‘Tango’ this time

19 Feb

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This book that you see above you, is a book that is causing much controversy.  I was only made aware of it today as I watched “The View” this morning.  The issue was concerning a recent banning of the book in the commonwealth state of Virginia.  Well, this of course begs the question, what was so incendiary about this children’s book that it required the banning by a particular school district.  The nature of the book is about two male penguins raising a child/egg together.

I guess it depends on who you ask, because I’m sure to a zoologist, or someone in the biological world of animals, this wouldn’t necessarily be a foreign concept.  But I guess it isn’t common knowledge that penguins are hatched by the male of the species.  Seahorses are also another species where the male of the species cares for the offspring in the pre-natal stage.  So, the idea of a children’s book teaching this lesson isn’t a far-fetched idea.  However, in this day and age, as liberal as I am, I couldn’t help but think, “Oh my, would I want my child to read this book?” 

“The View” co-host Joy Behar was in favor of the book, and I watched Sherri Shephard buck quite vehemently that she does not want her child reading that book, on the premise that it introduces the wrong ideas into her child’s head.  Now, lil’ ol Elizabeth, the cute little Republican and conservative girl responsible for Rosie’s demise, actually had a good point; she raised the issue as to would children 7 and under actually be worried about the fact that this penguin had two fathers–when in fact there is a strong possibililty that many of their classmates may be parented by two parents of the same gender.

I guess, I’m pushing for tolerance, not necessarily acceptance, because that’s your perrogative and I nor anyone else should force acceptance, but at least, lets entertain the idea.

I just wanted to offer up something different than the Obamawatch! 2008 that I had been producing as of late.  I welcome your comments on such issues, because these are also issues that we as citizens of this global society are grappling with as far as tolerance and understanding is concerned.

Keep it uppity, JLL

You Got the Wrong One!

15 Feb

This clip speaks for itself.   Keep it uppity,  JLL

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